christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
If it would destroy [a 12-year-old boy] to be called a girl, what are we then...– Tony Porter (via whitecolonialism) how many times have I told this to people. how many times did they not understand the weight of this. (via der-kapitaen)
butthurtbandboys: [crawls out of your television] i think you forgot to like my selfie
seasicksailors: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport a poem by jay gatsby
deanspelvis: deanspelvis: deanspelvis: omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me and yelled YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face UPDATE: he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
fuckies: I appreciate fine art and fine boys.
daftpnk: drinking doesnt make you cool not drinking doesnt make you cool either you know what makes you cool having sex with me lets focus on that
espeonchan: it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
justinibiebers: stuff you ask your mom: mom where’s my towel mom what do we eat for dinner mom what time is it mom where’s my phone mom when do you come back mom what day is it stuff you ask your dad dad where is mom
-annoying: realize real lies cheese fries
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via nuodai)
In 2nd grade there was this boy in my class named Peter and I could never figure out if he was a boy or a girl because he had long hair and wore overalls and when I asked him he was like “I’m a boy why do people keep asking me if I’m a girl!” and then the substitute was like “I see a pretty little girl in the back who needs to stop talking” and I think the expression on Peter’s face is what...
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...